Clever Gambling Puns
Funny Gambling Quotes. TIPS FOR THE GAMBLER 'There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.' — Jack Yelton 'The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.'
Jul 7, 2015 - Funny Gambling. See more ideas about funny, gambling, casino. This compilation contains some of the best quotes we could find related to gambling, luck and money. Since humans have existed they have gambled away their fortunes, and it is probably the fate of man to continue gambling so long as there is anything left to bet on.
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️Dad out.
Clever Gambling Puns Examples
... why do they call it para-dice?
I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.
'Did you win?' he asked.
'Of course not,' I replied. 'We didn't even run.'
Clever Gambling Puns 2020
you poker
this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much
'You're no better yourself!' he snapped.
I said, 'Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it.'
High steaks
Too many damn cheetahs.
Clever Gambling Puns Funny
Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.
Friend: well I guess I'm done.Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want.friend gives the dealer his chipsFriend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans?Dealer: what?Friend:'change'Dealer:....
Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
Clever Gambling Puns List
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
Too many Cheetahs!
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